Oscar Wilde

I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication.

I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous read more

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.

She is absolutely inadmissible into society. Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at read more

She is absolutely inadmissible into society. Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit.