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Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

by Oliver Herford Found in: Tact Quotes,
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This book fills a much-needed gap.

This book fills a much-needed gap.

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There is no time like the pleasant.

There is no time like the pleasant.

by Oliver Herford Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Children, behold the Chimpanzee;
He sits on the ancestral tree
From which we sprang in ages gone.
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Children, behold the Chimpanzee;
He sits on the ancestral tree
From which we sprang in ages gone.
I'm glad we sprang: had we held on,
We might, for aught that I can say,
Be horrid Chimpanzees to-day.

by Oliver Herford Found in: Evolution Quotes,
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Why and Wherefore set out one day,
To hunt for a wild Negation.
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Why and Wherefore set out one day,
To hunt for a wild Negation.
They agreed to meet at a cool retreat
On the Point of Interrogation.

by Oliver Herford Found in: Nothingness Quotes,
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