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They've removed anything you can tie a rope to.

They've removed anything you can tie a rope to.

by Margaret Atwood Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Once upon a time you could wander around one country, then the next and then maybe you'd go to England read more

Once upon a time you could wander around one country, then the next and then maybe you'd go to England or wherever. Now they all want you to do it at the same time and you can't. It's just not physically possible.

by Margaret Atwood Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.

by Margaret Atwood Found in: Spring Quotes,
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A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you

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If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

by Margaret Atwood Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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