Maxioms by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion . . . . I myself prefer to laugh, since read more
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion . . . . I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it,
and finds himself no wiser than before. read more
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it,
and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous
resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by
their ignorance the hard way.
If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances
If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances
