Maxioms by John Heywood
The cat would eat fish, and would not wet her feet.
The cat would eat fish, and would not wet her feet.
Better one byrde in hand than ten in the wood.
Better one byrde in hand than ten in the wood.
 I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for 
the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was read more 
 I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for 
the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected 
works of Francis Bacon.