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Put your toong in your purse.

Put your toong in your purse.

by John Heywood Found in: General Sayings,
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A precious pair of brothers [i.e., rascals].

A precious pair of brothers [i.e., rascals].

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I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for
the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was read more

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for
the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected
works of Francis Bacon.

by John Heywood Found in: Luck Quotes,
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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit
next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit
next to me.

by John Heywood Found in: Gossip Quotes,
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This wonder lasted nine daies.

This wonder lasted nine daies.

by John Heywood Found in: Wonders Quotes,
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