Jerome K. Jerome

It is always the best policy to speak the truth-- unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth-- unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

Think of the man who first tried German sausage.

Think of the man who first tried German sausage.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my read more

I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house.

It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. . read more

It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. . . . It is in our follies that we are one.