Maxioms by George Colman ("the Younger")
 I asked of my dear friend Orator Prig:
 "What's the first part of oratory?" He said, "A great wig."
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 I asked of my dear friend Orator Prig:
 "What's the first part of oratory?" He said, "A great wig."
  "And what is the second?" Then, dancing a jig
   And bowing profoundly, he said, "A great wig."
    "And what is the third?" Then he snored like a pig,
     And puffing his cheeks out, he replied, "A great wig." 
All argument will vanish before one touch of nature.
All argument will vanish before one touch of nature.
 Like two single gentlemen rolled into one.
   - George Colman ("The Younger"),  
 Like two single gentlemen rolled into one.
   - George Colman ("The Younger"), 
 My father was an eminent button-maker at Birmingham, . . . but I 
had a soul above buttons.  
 My father was an eminent button-maker at Birmingham, . . . but I 
had a soul above buttons. 
 When taken
 To be well shaken.  
 When taken
 To be well shaken.