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I don't generally go to a club because I want to go 'clubbin', ... but in England, all pubs close read more

I don't generally go to a club because I want to go 'clubbin', ... but in England, all pubs close at 11:00 p.m., so I go to clubs because I want to drink later in the evening.

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Nearly 60 percent of those teachers eligible for retirement do not do so because of uncertainty about pensions and health read more

Nearly 60 percent of those teachers eligible for retirement do not do so because of uncertainty about pensions and health care.

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We're just thrilled to have her,

We're just thrilled to have her,

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Martha had a very good time,

Martha had a very good time,

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It's just unreal. I get 53 miles per gallon and it still hurts.

It's just unreal. I get 53 miles per gallon and it still hurts.

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