Maxioms by Franklin P. Jones
An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.
An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it
yet.
When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it
yet.
A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.
A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.
