Maxioms by David Arquette
I like to mumble when I act, 'cause I think it's more realistic. For some reason, the impediment has given read more
I like to mumble when I act, 'cause I think it's more realistic. For some reason, the impediment has given me the accent of a Mexican gangster.
I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.
I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky.
Yeah, man, kids today are smarter than we ever were. And they've got computers, too, which is awesome. They're scary read more
Yeah, man, kids today are smarter than we ever were. And they've got computers, too, which is awesome. They're scary to me.
I have a high-heel fetish. I love really beautiful women's shoes. To me, it's not weird. I can take it read more
I have a high-heel fetish. I love really beautiful women's shoes. To me, it's not weird. I can take it all.