Dan Quayle

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement

Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.

Lookit, I've done it their way this far and now it's my turn. I'm my own handler. Any questions? Ask read more

Lookit, I've done it their way this far and now it's my turn. I'm my own handler. Any questions? Ask me... There's not going to be any more handler stories because I'm the handler... I'm Doctor Spin.