Dale Adams

Theory: A kite can be flown in an absolute vacuum if it can be towed at the speed of light.

Theory: A kite can be flown in an absolute vacuum if it can be towed at the speed of light.

Profanity is the result of a weak mind trying to express itself forcably

Profanity is the result of a weak mind trying to express itself forcably

Management: First fix the blame. Then fix the problem.

Management: First fix the blame. Then fix the problem.

Graffiti is a pathetic attempt at anonymous recognition.

Graffiti is a pathetic attempt at anonymous recognition.

There are two kinds of totally unacceptable employees -- those who can't do what they're told and those who can't read more

There are two kinds of totally unacceptable employees -- those who can't do what they're told and those who can't do anything else.