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When I was 6 years old, I had a little fur coat, but that was it. That's the only time read more

When I was 6 years old, I had a little fur coat, but that was it. That's the only time I've ever had any in my life.

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Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister read more

Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.

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But men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing.

But men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing.

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How do you survive Christmas? You drink a lot. And drink a lot, right. Drink a lot and drink a read more

How do you survive Christmas? You drink a lot. And drink a lot, right. Drink a lot and drink a lot.

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The holidays are also a time when people freak out about their finances. If you don't want to spend the read more

The holidays are also a time when people freak out about their finances. If you don't want to spend the money, why not try some of the other options instead of killing a bunch of animals?

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