Maxioms by Charles Dickens
 "If the law supposes that," said Mr. Bumble, "the law is an ass, a 
idiot."  
 "If the law supposes that," said Mr. Bumble, "the law is an ass, a 
idiot." 
Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole in one
Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole in one
 "And a bird-cage, sir," said Sam. "Veels vithin veels, a prison 
in a prison."  
 "And a bird-cage, sir," said Sam. "Veels vithin veels, a prison 
in a prison." 
 "There are strings," said Mr. Tappertit, ". . . in the human heart 
that had better not be wibrated."  
 "There are strings," said Mr. Tappertit, ". . . in the human heart 
that had better not be wibrated." 
 It's my girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to 
it before her. Discipline must read more 
 It's my girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to 
it before her. Discipline must be maintained.