Maxioms by Charles Churchill
 Man and wife,
 Coupled together for the sake of strife.  
 Man and wife,
 Coupled together for the sake of strife. 
 The Scots are poor, cries surly English pride;
 True is the charge, nor by themselves denied.
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 The Scots are poor, cries surly English pride;
 True is the charge, nor by themselves denied.
  Are they not then in strictest reason clear,
   Who wisely come to mend their fortunes here? 
Every man's friend is no man's friend.
Every man's friend is no man's friend.
 Who, to patch up his fame--or fill his purse--
 Still pilfers wretched plans, and makes them worse;
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 Who, to patch up his fame--or fill his purse--
 Still pilfers wretched plans, and makes them worse;
  Like gypsies, lest the stolen brat be known,
   Defacing first, then claiming for his own.