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This is your standard bulb. I can plug in the energy saving bulb that's equal to the incandescent bulb as read more

This is your standard bulb. I can plug in the energy saving bulb that's equal to the incandescent bulb as you can see.

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No one ever attains very eminent success by simply doing what is required of him; it is the amount and read more

No one ever attains very eminent success by simply doing what is required of him; it is the amount and excellence of what is over and above the required, that determines the greatness of ultimate distinction

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As an editor, I've always known that memoirs are selective truth. I don't know that I've ever known anybody who read more

As an editor, I've always known that memoirs are selective truth. I don't know that I've ever known anybody who created things, made them up, so much as I know that people edit their memories. We all do this.

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Buy a tin of food with no wrapper and be surprised at tea time.

Buy a tin of food with no wrapper and be surprised at tea time.

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It's three inches thick, so it's going to keep all the heat inside your water heater that otherwise would be read more

It's three inches thick, so it's going to keep all the heat inside your water heater that otherwise would be radiating out into your room.

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