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Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me.

by Bill Watterson Found in: Wonder Quotes,
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we read more

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

by Bill Watterson Found in: Dreams Quotes,
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I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I said, heck, this is crazy! read more

I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I said, heck, this is crazy! Now I crank out crude imitations of what's already popular! It takes no time or thought, and most people don't care about the difference, anyway! And what good is originality if you can't crank it out?

by Bill Watterson Found in: Imitation Quotes,
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The problem with people is that they're only human.

The problem with people is that they're only human.

by Bill Watterson Found in: Human nature Quotes,
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is that it has never tried to contact read more

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the
universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

by Bill Watterson Found in: Universe Quotes,
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