Andy Warhol

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Good writers define reality; bad ones merely restate it. A good writer turns fact into truth; a bad writer will, read more

Good writers define reality; bad ones merely restate it. A good writer turns fact into truth; a bad writer will, more often than not, accomplish the opposite.

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between read more

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies read more

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.